Chuck: Was this really an act of kindness? Me? Here? Were you really trying to do something good for no other reason than to help me?
Ned: I was being selfish. I’d love to tell myself I was being unselfish, but I know deep down in my primal sweet spot I was being unselfish for selfish reasons. I just thought my world would be a better place if you were in it.Season 1, Episode 1
Narrator: From her perch, the jealous, yet agile, neighbor was able to confirm only one pleasing detail.
Olive: There’s a surprising lack of physical contact.Season 1, Episode 2
Emerson: And as team heavy, I’ll make sure you two have nothing to worry about except scissor-kicking ass and taking names.
Season 2, Episode 13
Chuck: Ned thinks he’s a terrible gift giver.
Ned: I am.
Chuck: He gets obsessed with finding the perfect gift that doesn’t exist.
Ned: It does!
Chuck: And then he psychs himself out to the point where he doesn’t gift anything, but he’s already given me the greatest gift of all: my life back.
Ned: Still, I’m not giving up!Season 2, Episode 13
Mr. Abner: Our client did not, nor would they ever, dispose of any kind of chemicals in the reservoir. This is a categorical denial.
Mr. Booker: Maybe once.
Mr. Cray: And one time only.
Mr. Abner: Once, we may have inadvertently allowed a small amount of chemicals into the reservoir, but it was a long time ago.
Mr. Booker: It was Tuesday.
Mr. Cray: Very, very early Tuesday- nearly Monday.
Chuck: What kind of lawyers are you?
Mr. Cray: We are Mennonites, which would not normally be a liability were it not for our own personal commitment not to lie.Season 2, Episode 12
Daily Daisy
…The Pie Maker secretly thought how much better his life had become since Chuck had returned …
Season 1, Episode 2
