some dude in a science truck just told me i have rods and cones in my eyes….like…i think i’d be able to tell if i did wtf
louis was like since i’m the only one who can legally drink in america how about we all just smoke some weed and engage in illegal activities 2gether wow louis is such a team player
Four down one to go.
ain’t no party like a bitter dad party cuz a bitter dad party don’t stop (til 10:00pm EST)
This is so true for a whole assortment of things but I’ve never been able to put it into words. Like when people find out I’m queer and they suddenly act less homophobic. I have relatives who magically stop showing their racist tendencies around people of color. Just because you don’t display your prejudice around the people you’re prejudiced against doesn’t make you a good person - it still means you’re shitty, but also extra shitty because you realize your behavior is offensive and you only display it around people who won’t be immediately harmed.
the Baby Boomer grooms his goatee & hands you a tiki torch
“good morning young revolutionary,” he chortles menacingly, with menace, he chuckles menacingfully, cigar wiggling between his dirty generational teeth
he sticks some electrodes, like, on your body
“we will break…