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pr1ncessprivilege replied to your post: just ate 850 calories in candy :’( eat more thnx michelle u always know the right thing 2 say
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just ate 850 calories in candy :’(
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"how did your cat die?"
nietzscheisdead: hubris
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richwhitelesbian: bbc sherlock does NOT do drugs and im going to have to ask you to stop fucking with the canon and get with the program
May 22nd
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i have this rare jpeg of benedict cumberbatch...
May 22nd
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luhaniac: yoU THINK YOU’RE REAL CUTE, DON’T YOU???? REAL FUCKING CUTE, RIGHT???? i think so too
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“If you’re a poet, you do something beautiful. I mean you’re supposed to leave...”
– J.D. Salinger, Franny and Zooey (via ellesugars)
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reallyreallyreallytrying: “average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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it's called the xbox one because they're only...
monetizeyourcat: thankfully they will recover their losses by selling exclusively to Spiders Georg, who is willing to pay $78 million for a single console
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foraminiferae: xbox 1 mor like xbox 180 because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away
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everets: Sorry I’m late, boss. I was busy swagging the fuck out.
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snorlaxatives: 99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
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KRAMER! KRAMER! KRAMER! KRAMER!
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monetizeyourcat: [screaming] KRAMER! KRAMER! KRAMER! KRAMER! KRAMER! KRAMER!
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richwhitelesbian: every time i make fun of mras i get a buncha anonymous asks that are basically “youre gay” and im wondering if tehres a connection
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richwhitelesbian: i was so good at dodge ball but all my practice left me unprepared for the real world where nobody plays dodge ball 
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iceepr1ncess: now that’s what i call blogging
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meladoodle: *prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’ “what?”  haha owned you’re going to jail
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richwhitelesbian: spell my name with an x. there is no x in my name so just put it wherever you feel it works best
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azizimsorry: azizimsorry: teletubbies were so cool
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