Ihaveahen.

cleaning my room in preparation for the party i’m going to tomorrow

fuckyouajax:

relationship status:

4,355 plays

bakefestatspliffanys:

I still need these

lambhoof:

feester:

lambhoof:

My favorite band is this little group of newts I found under a log in the woods who play tiny trumpets made from hollow reeds and twigs

Oh yea I bet you can’t name 5 of their songs

1. Doot Toot
2. tiny fern
3. do NOT eat mushrooms you just find in the woods
4. broken heart broken trumpet
5. George Costanza is my hero

the year is 2004 and your son, buster, is attempting to join “Army”

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

girlsbydaylight:

by れ　ん　げ

orbsteeb:

fucked up that *indicates the entirety of creation*

monetizeyourcat:

dingraha:

NO FUCKING RULES KIWI CHRONICLES

nO

aresnakesreal:

i accidentally went to www.tumblr.com/dashboa which doesn’t exist apparently but how raw would that be. a dash boa. constrictor. are snakes real hell no

gaptoothbitch:

ALEXIS MABILLE FW 2013

reallyreallyreallytrying:

arrested by Vatican black ops & sentenced to Hell for committing supersin of Pastabation (cranking it w/ hot bolognaise sauce)