If you drag Pegman (the yellow street view icon in Google Maps) over Area 51 in Nevada he turns into a UFO.
I walked past a thing that said “2014 trends” and it had a pressure cooker in it.
I smell ike this guy.
straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school waiting for the bus, pretty much anywhere.
the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.
HIGH SCHOOL FASHION, 1969
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
why are girls so cute like god damn curves and boobs and those legs and their hair and their skin and their voices and just like hot damn girls in thigh highs and maid outfits and oversized sweaters and messy hair and piercings and dresses
I read this, and then I look in the mirror and think ; I am obviously not one of those
do you identify as a girl
THEN YES YOU ARE APART OF THE CUTE PARADE
What about guys?
Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.
mom: what did you get me for mother’s day